英语短剧：南郭先生新编

Scene 1
　　
　　场景：一张桌子，三张椅子，桌子后面放着一大块牌子，上写“SUPER BAND（超级乐队）海选”。大臣A、B、C坐在桌子后面当考官。
　　Many years ago, there was a king. He liked music very much. One day, the king asked his ministers to organize a 300-player band. They have got 299 now ,they are waiting for the last one.
　　We are waiting for the last one all day long, no one comes, what can we do?
　　Hey! Look, there comes one!
　　
　　I’m Nanguo, I have been out of work for a long time...Wuwu
　　(哭了起来，拿出块手帕甩了甩，然后抹起了眼泪。)
　　
　　(三个大臣都走出座位。)
　　(走上前去，拍南郭先生的肩，有点嘻哈的样子)Hey man! What’sup? Wanna come and join us?! The覵uper Band?
　　“Super Band? What’sthat? Will you give me money if I join you?
　　We will give you money if you can play the sheng.
　　Yes, the super band needs 300 sheng players, we are looking for the last one.
　　Oh~~~I can’t play the sheng.
　　
　　(大臣转身就想走。)
　　But I think it doesn’t matter! You have 299players, so nobody will notice me ,all I need to do is to pretend to play the sheng, right?
　　（三个大臣交头接耳一番）Ok, not bad. Come with us to see our king! Let’sgo!
　　
　　Scene 2
　　
　　场景:幕布在播放笙曲前奏时打开，乐队众人背对观众。南郭先生嘴巴上贴了一个大叉。笙曲播放到有人唱歌的时候，整个乐队转身表演。音乐结束后，齐宣王和大臣们热烈鼓掌。
　　Hahahaha, cool, wonderful! How did you do it? It’sunbelievable!
　　(走上前对皇帝说) Oh, my king...
　　Yes, king, it is unbelievable! When we saw our king sit so close to us, we felt so moved,it seemed that the god gave us magic and power. We never thought we can do it so perfectly! It is because of you ! Our king!
　　Really?! Haha,I am so happy today. Now I announce that you are the captain of the band!
　　Oh yeah! (高兴得一下子跳起来,忽然意识到不对,又跪下)Thank my king!
　　
　　Scene 3
　　
　　After the day Mr.Nanguo became the captain, he earned lots of money, until one day, the old king died, his son became the new king...
　　Welcome, our king!
　　My father passed away, I miss him so much. I know he liked music very much and always listened to the “Super Band? so I want to watch the show today, just like my father.
　　(拿着手帕甩了甩，抹着眼泪)Oh my king, every time we sing the song, we can’t hold our tears, we miss him so much. But today, we will play for you, just like playing for your father!
　　Thank you. But I want you to make some changes. Would you play solo for me, captain?
　　Solo? Only me? I am afraid...
　　(南郭非常害怕,连连摇头,但大臣已经把笙塞给了他。)
　　
　　(只好拿起笙乱吹起来) “嘻唰唰嘻唰唰， 嘻唰唰, 嘻唰唰……”
　　(周围的人都捂住了耳朵。)
　　Stop!!! I can’t believe it! You cheated my father, and do you want to cheat me too?! Come on, take him out and kill him, I don’t want to see him any more!
　　
　　（两个小兵把南郭押下台。）
　　Remember, you four ministers, to be honest, so that our country will be stronger and better!
　　

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