英语搞笑短剧《孔雀东南飞》开幕篇

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英语搞笑短剧《孔雀东南飞》开幕篇

　　Wander severy five miles

　　焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)刘兰芝Lunch(Lforshort)

　　焦母Johnny’smother(JMforshort)刘母Lunch’smother(LMforshort)

　　太守之子Mayor’sson(MSforshort)强盗Burglars(ABandC)

　　(J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪)

　　J:Everybody says that I'm henpecked,but in fact,I’m as strong as a tiger,(小声)while my wife is WuSong.

　　(指着上台处的门大声道)I’m not afraid of you!

　　(内砸出一脸盆,J接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’m afraid of whom?

　　My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.She is braver than me,

　　smarter than me and stronger than me.All this I do not care.I only want her to be tender than me.But she is not!Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell(地狱)! (内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J)

　　MyGod!Who can help me?(下)
英语搞笑短剧《孔雀东南飞》开幕篇