英语搞笑短剧《孔雀东南飞》第一篇

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英语搞笑短剧《孔雀东南飞》第一篇

　　(序幕结束时,JM作窃听状)

　　JM(拄拐棍上):I can!

　　(对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Where are you?

　　L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’m here!What’s up mum?

　　JM:I‘ve told you again and again that you should call me“my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law”.

　　L:OK.My most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law,what’s up?

　　JM:Since you married my son you have behaved so badly.You have been so rude,so brusque,so

　　lazy……

　　L:But……

　　JM:Never interrupt me!

　　L:Never interrupt me!Since I married your son,that terrible Johnny,I have been working hard all day long,cooking and washing.I have raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chicken and……

　　JM:But all those you have done are not as valuable as a grandson!

　　L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,you want a grandson,don’tyou?(开始解围裙)Go and ask your son.I’m leaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下)
英语搞笑短剧《孔雀东南飞》第一篇